When Dr. Sam said to me, “You’ve got the colon of a man half your age,” it was hard to keep from beaming. This must be how a mother feels when a complete stranger tells her how beautiful her new baby is.
Well, maybe not so much.
Still, it was hard not to feel proud of my big, fat, beautiful colon. It was like winning the Oscar for Best Digestive Organ. “I’d like to thank everyone who made this possible -- Mom and Dad for their genes, and especially all the little people, the antioxidants ...”