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Dear Donald Trump:


Mr. President, during your campaign you spoke many times about “draining the swamp”. I suspect you have fallen prey to the urban legend that Washington was truly built on a swamp. It turns out that it’s not exactly true. Yes, there was a tidal marsh but it did not quite qualify as a “swamp”. When I have mentioned the subject to other people, they said “You silly goose! He meant ridding the government of corruption and dishonesty”. Is that so? Well, my I apologies for misunderstanding. One thing I am sure I’ve got right what you’ve said is that you’re looking out for the ordinary working folk, like myself. In that case, I need your help! Every time we have a rain over two inches, one of my two acres turns into a swamp. Wherever the water stands, the grass my sheep graze on will not grow. Now, I have buy hay to replace the grass in those swampy areas. It’s a financial burden, so I’m requesting your help in draining my personal swamp. Read stories like this and more in your latest edition of The Ennis News. Be informed, subscribe today!

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