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Getting away from none of it – Jim Mullen The Village Idiot

“Hi! We’re Bob and Ellen Yeller, and this is Joe and Patty Screamer. We love camping! We’re here almost every weekend! This is our spot! Wait! Look who just pulled in — the Drinkers! We didn’t know if they were going to show up this weekend! Sometimes things happen to them and they’re not able to make it but — whoops! That nutty Donny Drinker, he just backed his camper into a tree. He’ll be sorry about that tomorrow morning. He loves nature! Wouldn’t hurt a fly, but after a few six packs, watch out! He’s like a buzz saw in a forest!” Donny Drinker comes over, beer in hand, to introduce himself. It’s 9:30 in the morning. Sue and I were just going to park here while we spent the day hiking on the trails. Read stories like this and more in your latest edition of The Ennis News. Be informed, subscribe today!

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