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Heeding Chris Rock’s advice about police

Mark Warde

I must be like an old oak tree, because lightning is attracted to me. Maybe I draw them like

moths to a flame or my mom to the day-old bread store.

It has become overwhelmingly obvious that, apparently, I emit the smell of a donut because

police officers are drawn to me like bees to honey.

 

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