Mark Warde – I’ll Tell You What! – Commandeering the Good Ship USA
Rearing its head as the hijacked Democrat Party, growing more liberal and anti-America by the day, they have sided with the wrong side.
The pendulum has swung so far its turned into the 360 degree Looping Pirate Ship carnival ride. Like Captain Jack Sparrow’s deceptive verbiage for stealing a vessel, the Left has “commandeered” the Black Pearl, the fictional ship in Pirates of the Caribbean. A pair of British guards (Mullroy and Murtogg) catch Sparrow, played by Johnny Depp, who wants to swipe an empty clipper ship they found he had snuck aboard. They asked him what he was doing. His answer was meant to be cute but was completely the truth. “I confess,” said Sparrow. “It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.” Mullroy: “I think he’s telling the truth.” Read stories like this and more in your latest edition of The Ennis News. Be informed, subscribe today!






