Ennis Ford Perfect Drive
Ennis Daily News

Now I’ve heard everything


Did you hear the story about the couple who divorced in Michigan? Reportedly, when dividing up their resources, she got their home and he was left with the bar they owned in town. Designed like an old prospectors mine, it was called “The Shaft.” That’s one time the man could legally say what he got left with. Last week I was driving in Eastern Ellis County and my passenger noticed the white lines on Hwy 287. I checked them out too. They were about three feet apart and ran for miles in both directions. When I exited in Waxahachie, they were also on the service road, only they were two feet apart. What could these things be? My mind immediately went wacky. I first thought it was a leaking paint truck, but that idea soon turned laughable. Of course, when all else fails, blame it on aliens. If the bullet train thinks we’re gullible enough for their much-ado choo-choo, then maybe aliens are scoping the area for runways. Lane Grayson, our Ennis rep as a county commissioner fired an answer. “It is a pre-icing treatment applied by TxDot,” he said. Really? Icing? Who is making a cake? Read this story and more in your Weekend edition of The Ennis News. Be informed, subscribe today!

Post to Twitter

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Comments

comments

Posted by on Jan 21 2018. Filed under Editorials. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

Comments are closed

Photo Gallery

Log in

 

Copyright: All rights reserved. Users may download and print extracts of content from this website for their own personal and non-commercial use only. Republication or redistribution of Ennis Daily News content, including by framing or similar means, is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Ennis Daily News. Ennis Daily News and its logo are registered trademarks or trademarks of the Ellis County Newspapers, Inc.

© Ellis County Newspapers, Inc. 2018