At my house, the mosquitoes are all but breaking the doors down.
"Shut the door!" we scream at the son every 15 minutes.
"I haven't even opened it yet," he said to me.
"Well, shut it right when you open it," I suggest, and he stands there with it open, while he processes that information.
The mosquitoes, you see, cling to the outside of the door, and when it opens, they fling themselves into the inter…
