Torch and bucket

There’s a story about a person who saw an angel walking down the street. The angel was carrying a torch in one hand and a bucket of water in the other. “What are you going to do with that torch and that bucket of water?” the person asked. The angel stopped abruptly, looked at the person, and said, “With the torch, I’m going to burn down the mansions of heaven; and with the bucket of water, I’m goi…