What's inside the package?

I hate to brag, but retaping a package that was pre-peeked before Christmas morning was a mastered skill of this writer. The ability to align tape and wrapping paper required a dexterity and cleverness that led to a young life of covering my tracks. But like all peekers, cheap wrapping supplies were not tear-resistant back in the day. That’s where gumption came in, and a well-paced ribbon or bow w…