“Barkeep. House ale here.”
“Here you go.”
“You had this on the TV all night?”
“Yep.”
“Been kind of funny watching all these TV people throw a fit over not getting what they want when they want it.”
“Yep.”
“Man, what a mess.”
“Why’s that?”
“What do you mean, why’s that? How hard can it be to take a vote, count them, and then let the media know how it turned out? Geez. A bunch of elementary kids could do th…