Let me set the record straight. Readers of this column know of my passion for Blue Bell, but it was not me who opened and licked Tin Roof before returning it to the Walmart shelf in Lufkin. It would have been Dutch Chocolate.
Tampering with a consumer product is a felony and the person is facing prison and a $10,000 fine. Videotaping the stunt was certainly fun, but punishable. A dumb rookie.
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