Men will do a lot to avoid losing their Man Card.
The status can be achieved by men who live in the city, but, evidently, few have met a Sasquatch wearing a suit. Men who live in the suburbs rarely apply, due to the association of the word out-skirts.
Country guys find any requirements to be laughable, which darn near qualifies them in its own right. Afterall, how many men haven’t fought with bare-k…