Where is the center of the universe?

I have this friend with a theory. Actually, most of my friends have theories. This one, however, is unique in many ways--the friend and the theory. First of all, she has come to believe that Perry really is the center of the universe. Honestly, she believes this. What’s truly phenomenal is that she’s not from Perry, so she has no fifth-generation heritage to defend. She is, instead, from a place w…